Episode 5: Fair Trade

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Spring protests the new coffee chain; Xander tries to win over his materialistic father; Jed and Early try their hand at the stock market.

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I thought bribing Early with jellybeans was hilarious and Courtney's one-sided conversation with a exhausted and hungry Spring made me LMFAO!!! The rest of the episode wasn't that funny. Maybe it was meant to be a more serious one?
Comment by Piper – August 25, 2006 at 1:14pm ET
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wow, i didn't laugh once at this completely predictable and hackneyed attempt at comedy. aren't you supposed to be DIFFERENT than regular tv?
Comment by Shyla R – August 25, 2006 at 1:44pm ET
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The guy who plays Early is freaking hilarious. I love him.
Comment by pam – August 25, 2006 at 1:51pm ET
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I love how the friends of Ryans were the same friends of Springs, and the Wall Street insiders. Were they trying to insinuate somthing by this? Oh yeah, jellybeans are amazing...
Comment by Vincent – August 25, 2006 at 5:02pm ET
5.
Nice. You guys were great to work with. Congrats on all you do.
Comment by Mike White – August 25, 2006 at 5:41pm ET
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ha! that's it! very good! i truely enjoyed that. thank you.
Comment by dylan – August 25, 2006 at 11:35pm ET
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I grew up here and so did my working class family back to 1890. I don't really get the Coors Light reference, we always drank good beer like Heineken and Becks. Since leaving the neighborhood, I've been daydreaming about taking out the corner of N 8th and Berry with a bomb. Pulverize Teddy's for starters and then maime maim? (whatever) as many of you Gen Y bastards as possible. But now I've been watching all these episodes and I think I kind of like you people. #103 was my favorite, it was really touching.
Comment by Elizabeth Bratko – August 26, 2006 at 12:39am ET
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HA! #4 is exactly right. Hipsters and Wall Streeters are essentially the same. They both are completely self absorbed consumers who only care about THEIR lofts, brownstones, or condos. This episode was great because it shows how ridiculous both sets are. Wall Streeters should stay in Manhattan, hipsters should go back to where they came from (ie: middle America/burbs), returning Brooklyn to the hard working immigrant families that made this borough interesting and unique.
Comment by Sal – August 26, 2006 at 10:47pm ET
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Fuck, I didnt laught either. plz 2 not be out of teh jokez KTHANX

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Comment by villan – August 27, 2006 at 7:01am ET
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Another great ep guys... made me want jelly beans... and pork rinds. Early is pushing ahead as my favorite character - he reminds me of a friend from a few years back. He used to sneak into my house... one night i found him watching (my) TV, wiping slices of (my) roast chicken in a pack of (my) butter before ramming them into his face. Bless Len and all who've sailed in him.

Oh, and #7 - becks and Heineken are both terrible beers. Not in an ironic sense, but in a terrible beer sense.
Comment by The Manager – August 27, 2006 at 12:31pm ET
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A good episode but.. my least favorite. Disjointed, a little too gimmicky.
But the jellybeans were still funny.
Comment by Ahmad – August 27, 2006 at 4:29pm ET
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Early and the jellybean bribe was funny. I also liked Courtney's convo with Spring outside the coffee shop. The rest of the episode was not very funny.
Comment by C.R. – August 28, 2006 at 12:03am ET
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I didn't get why the jellybeans were being shoved into Early's mouth though... and what was with all of the "Arrested Development"-like dialog in this episode? The "you took something I like so now I want something you like" dialog was seemingly cut and pasted from the "Shock and Aww" episode, and the "We have a deal" sound bite was ripped from the famous dock scene in the "Pier Pressure" episode, both from season one. This plus the lack of a single emotionally fulfilling story line is not a good sign for a show that (I can only assume) is attempting to take off in a "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" fashion... and Woodly wrote this episode too, which is odd since his past scripts have worked rather well... But heck, I guess they are all playing around with what works and what doesn't... have to give them some leeway...

The stockbroker's brief piglet stabbing conversation was mild fun but like everything else in this episode it hardly raised an eyebrow.
Comment by The Voktardt – August 28, 2006 at 6:05pm ET
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How Brooklyn of you.
Comment by wow... – August 28, 2006 at 9:43pm ET
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like the bangs and yellow threads though
Comment by wow... – August 28, 2006 at 9:46pm ET
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You are all an eyesore- there is no such thing as billyburg homos.
guess what assholes- i havent even watched any of your "hipster" garbage and i fucking hate it.. take your fucking emo ringtones and your bullshit wannabe 80's played out - style that stems from the streets of your suburban upbringing in the midwest somewhere and go fuck yourselves. fucking shopping mall ,all american white trash with your fucking 11th grade reading levels. bukowski would take a runny shit all over you fucking whiny little bitches. you are the lamest thing to hit this beloved city of mine since the mackarena. get it bullshit? you represent everything that is going wrong in this city. you would not understand because your not from here and you were raised on ashley simpson and the backstreet boyz. go suck on a gameboy you fucking lame arrogant rude bullshit. fuck you and your bullshit scene-" hipsters". take your tongue rings and the bullshit stories you tell your faggot friends at johnnyboy university about living in brooklyn and shove it up your pseudo commie asses-
i wont even watch your mental masturbating drivel- how ignorant is that- go fuck yourselves bullshit. go back to wisconsin you motherfuckers! ("oooohhh i drink p.b.r. in a can!" -fucking lame ass "indie rockers".....)
Comment by your worst nightmare – August 29, 2006 at 12:30pm ET
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I thought this was a riot...perhaps it was even funnier since I know people that have protested fair trade coffee...

The stock friends were the best!
Comment by Bailey – August 29, 2006 at 1:12pm ET
18.
R16-It's a sitcom. It's fictional.
Comment by pam – August 29, 2006 at 4:33pm ET
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I am hijacking the comment board for a second to ask if anyone knows the name of the theme song the actors lip sing in the opening credits?

Thanks,
Comment by Piper – August 30, 2006 at 10:37am ET
20.
It says during the end credits: "Satellite in my brain" by infidels. The Burg co-creator, chief writer, and primary director Thom Woodley is in the band.
Comment by The Voktardt – August 30, 2006 at 3:34pm ET
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And just for the record I think that R-16 is trying to be funny. It's an ironic failure if you ask me but he at least gets an "E" for effort.
Comment by The Voktardt – August 30, 2006 at 11:03pm ET
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keep up the great work
we are back from summer vacay and ready to party.
xoxox
Comment by jenna: live from the wb – September 3, 2006 at 1:19am ET
23.
word. when is matt yeager gonna start writing more episodes? his was by far the best.
Comment by matt – September 4, 2006 at 11:20am ET
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25.
AARRRR-RRROOOOOOOOOOOO. love you, prettythedog
Comment by prettythedog – September 5, 2006 at 3:42pm ET
26.
I liked the scenes with Courtney and Spring. Funny how Spring got hooked on the coffee at the end of the clip.
Comment by Kelli_Fan – September 10, 2006 at 12:17am ET
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*Loved* the self-absorbed Courtney/Spring convo outside the coffee shop! Kelli and Lindsey do great work together.
Comment by Tara – November 2, 2006 at 7:23pm ET
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fuck comments!! :)
Comment by piggy – December 9, 2006 at 4:40pm ET
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haha, i love jed's "rich" laugh.
Comment by mhm – April 28, 2007 at 1:27am ET
30.
SHIT WAS BANGING I REALLY LIKE PORK RHYNES LOL
Comment by CHILLS – August 19, 2007 at 3:38am ET
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OM-GOD, I want to stab that commenter that says this show is predictable. Psh, f**k that guy. This show is the best thing that happened to me since PBR and skateboards comeback from the early 1990's. Ew. (Five stars!)
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